路易的路 大佬有话说 : 2020-3-26 15:41:42
假如你是李华，那么你需要写一篇ticket给商家
本帖最后由 路易的路 于 2020-3-26 15:44 编辑
1. 假如你叫李华，是一名中学生，发现自己的小鸡又被墙了。现在要去你用英语写一篇ticket，介绍自己小鸡的基本情况并且要求商家更换IP，ticket需要包括以下的全部内容。不少于150字
(1)why I can’t connect to my server?
(2)fuck you change my IP now.
(3)i didn’t do anything,who knows what fuck happened.
mymyhope 大佬有话说 : 2020-3-26 15:52:28
本帖最后由 mymyhope 于 2020-3-26 16:15 编辑
标准作答：
Dear Oneman,
It’s been a while that I cant connect to my server, I’m sure I dont know what happend.I didn’t use any proxy programs and also, I don’t even know what is V-P!N.
No matter whatever your TOS is I need you change my IP right now,otherwise, I will kick your ass badly, and call all my friends to DDOS attack your poor server. And I will open a Paypal dispution as well.
May the god bless you.
Lovely, MJJ
26th,Mar,2020
干 虽然我不学无术 但是我好歹也是个英语专业的大学狗！！！！！！
lqtest 大佬有话说 : 2020-3-26 15:44:09
fuck you change my IP now!
fuck you change my IP now!
fuck you change my IP now!
zhongyao thing say 3 bian
HostABC 大佬有话说 : 2020-3-26 15:42:29
艹，英语一小作文？
焕123 大佬有话说 : 2020-3-26 15:43:02
万能李华
两位不知名网友 大佬有话说 : 2020-3-26 15:43:12
太真实了，楼主人才
释迦牟尼 大佬有话说 : 2020-3-26 15:43:41
别骗我写作文！！！！
lsza 大佬有话说 : 2020-3-26 15:43:44
楼主真人才，不知道以后会不会出现在英语课本中:lol
一个不知名网友 大佬有话说 : 2020-3-26 15:44:45
This is Li Hua. I can’t connect to my server now. Why can’t I connect to my server?
After checking that your IP is on the GWF wall, I didn’t do anything. It’s normal to build a station, so I think it must be a miscarriage of justice. Go to your mother, and now help me change the IP
紫玉成烟 大佬有话说 : 2020-3-26 15:45:24
空手套工单？yc010t
012 大佬有话说 : 2020-3-26 15:45:59
Please change my ip and make it out of 高墙，or i ‘ll fuck you and your server